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skinned (/skɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has shed social protection, leaving friends to provide the covering. skinnered adj. Drunk to the point where every coat looks removable, including the one currently being worn. skinneried (/ˈskɪnəɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub as a workplace for removing skins. skinnerited adj. Drunk enough to appear metallic, mineral, and difficult to shift from the bar stool. skinninessed adj. Drunk beyond the usual width, requiring remarkably little room on the final journey home. Rickea was skinninessed by the last train and occupied only the corner of a crowded carriage. skinninged adj. Drunk in a way that removes the evening's outer layers: coat, scarf, and any plan for home. skinny Minnied adj. Drunk, with the result that the thinly built passenger is mistaken for an unclaimed coat. skinny bitched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes vodka, soda water, and lime seem a complete supper. skinny dipped adj. Drunk to the extent of removing all clothing before the journey home has properly been considered. Dwanda went skinny dipped after closing time, leaving the pub with a towel and no transport plan. skinny dippered adj. The condition of a drinker who regards clothing as an unnecessary concession to daylight. skinny dippinged (/ˈskɪni ˈdɪpɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into abandoning both clothing and the distinction between bathing and recreation. skinny drink of watered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a thin, gangly figure whose limbs require separate instructions. skinny jabbed adj. Drunk and discussing weight-loss injections with the misplaced authority of a consulting physician. Mickella got skinny jabbed and prescribed an injection to a man requesting the crisps. skinny jeansed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is a negotiation between narrow denim and gravity. Dajon became skinny jeansed and required assistance with the ordinary act of sitting down. skinny legended adj. Drunk enough to treat an ordinary companion as a celebrated figure deserving of a formal tribute. Mikos grew skinny legended and described the exhausted doorman as an icon of nightlife. skinny malinked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a conspicuously thin person in both outline and conversational importance.