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skinny mirrored adj. Slowed by drink to accepting flattering glasswork as conclusive evidence and choosing clothes accordingly. skinny pigged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a nearly hairless guinea pig seems an insufficiently dignified comparison. Dave was skinny pigged and addressed the pet-shop enclosure as though it contained minor nobility.
skinny shaminged adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person criticise thinness with the zeal ordinarily reserved for personal grievances. Jannay grew skinny shaminged and objected to a mannequin's proportions at considerable length. skinny-dipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a late swim without clothes, followed by an unnecessarily cold journey home. skinny-dippered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the absence of clothing as a perfectly reasonable aquatic precaution. skinny-dippinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person for whom a swimsuit is an unnecessarily elaborate hypothesis. skinny-malinkied adj. Drunk, with the result that a very thin person appears to constitute the evening's principal subject. skinnydippered adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which public modesty appears an eccentric local custom. skinnymalinked adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the person to a skinny figure and the conversation to that fact. skinnyscrapered adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying an exceptionally narrow vertical space with unjustified architectural authority. skinshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every affectionate contact as an authorised family bond. skinsuited adj. Drunk by the third round, and compressed into one immaculate surface with little independent movement remaining. skintaged adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the room's minor obstacles about by accident. Kynlie was skintaged, dragging a chair leg through the doorway after missing the handle. skinterned adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed with an office-inappropriate confidence that the office did not request. Barbette became skinterned and presented the pub's noticeboard as an annual appraisal. skintightsed adj. Still drunk, and held together by clothing so close-fitting that sitting down has become a procedural matter. Averymarie was skintightsed and approached the lavatory with the concentration of a surgeon.
skintnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish financial insolvency from the temporary absence of money in one's present pocket.