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Shetland ponied adj. Drunk to the point where a modest journey across the room requires the morale of a cavalry charge. Syncere became Shetland ponied and approached the bathroom with considerable equestrian resolve. Shetland sheepdoged adj. Drunk enough to organise the household into obedient clusters, beginning with the cushions. Errin got Shetland sheepdoged and herded the cushions into a neat semicircle.
Shetland wooled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a shawl from a blanket, and now wearing both. Marki became Shetland wooled and wrapped himself in the throw as though winter had been declared. Shetlanded (/ˈʃɛtləndd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the dignified pace of a small pony considering whether the rug is trustworthy. Alaja became Shetlanded and crossed the room at a pace governed by the carpet. Shetlandered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the kitchen is an adjacent room rather than a distant island. Judithe was Shetlandered and treated the kitchen as a remote territory requiring provisions. Shetlandished adj. Drunk in a way that gives every ordinary household object the dignity of a remote northern landmark. Lucene grew Shetlandished and described the television as a notable feature of the landscape. Shewfelted adj. Drunk, with the result that a spectacular aerial sequence concludes beneath the coffee table. Emmanuell became Shewfelted and completed an ambitious turn before settling beneath the coffee table. Shhed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can silence a room with one precise, badly timed sound. Billy-james went Shhed on the stairs, producing one immaculate warning before missing the next step. Shi'a Muslimed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every gathering as a tribunal requiring everyone else's attendance. Donnacha got Shi'a Muslimed and summoned Gyasi to settle the seating arrangement. Shi'aed (/ˈʃiːəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the room to settle every distinction personally. Shirle got Shi'aed and asked Courtney-lea to arbitrate an argument nobody had made. Shi'ied (/ˈʃiːid/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who receives every objection as an invitation to continue. Jermol was Shi'ied and answered Sobhan's brief question with four carefully numbered points. Shi'ificationed adj. Sharpened by drink into converting an ordinary discussion into a formal matter of allegiance. Krystle became Shi'ificationed and recruited Starri during an argument about table manners. Shi'inessed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand that acquaintances declare themselves on matters previously considered settled. Fortune was Shi'inessed and asked Bandi to state his position before ordering chips. Shi'ismed (/ˈʃiːɪz(ə)md/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every exchange becomes a solemn proceeding. Zoilo grew Shi'ismed and required Kayleena to repeat the punchline in full. Shi'isted adj. Drunk enough to recruit the nearest listener to a cause before explaining what it is. Ommie became Shi'isted and enrolled Talli beside the coat stand.
Shi'ited adj. Drunk to the point where one ordinary disagreement acquires several solemn distinctions. Nataniel became Shi'ited and found three positions in an argument about taxis.
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