skitteringed
skiwayed

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skitteringed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to moving lightly and abruptly whenever the landlord catches his eye. skittishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who startles at every dropped coin and distrusts the harmless end of the bar.
skittle alleyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole pub appears long, narrow and designed for rolling towards. Kingcharles got skittle alleyed and bowled himself carefully towards the gents. skittle-dogged adj. The state of being drunk and darting along the bottom, spiny with objections to assistance. skittleballed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the nearest companion as an opposing target and the glass as ammunition. skittled (/ˈskɪtəld/) adj. A drinker who stands in a neat row until the slightest nudge sends the whole lot down. skittlered adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun playing the room as though every person were a wooden target. skittles and beered adj. You have drunk enough to regard coloured balls and lager as a complete programme. Chrishea was skittles and beered, arranging the sweets by colour before sitting down. skittles partied adj. Reduced by drink to treating the contents of the medicine cabinet as an informal lucky dip. Lennix became skittles partied after supper and inspected the pub’s first-aid box with interest. skitzed adj. Drunk beyond coherence, with the unsettled conviction that the furniture has changed position. skived (/ˈskaɪvd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every chore remarkably easy to avoid without consequence. Haleema-sadia went skived and declared the washing-up safely someone else’s concern. skivered (/ˈskaɪvəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the moral condition of a slacker, with the pub providing excellent cover. skivinged adj. Emboldened by drink to pare every obligation down to its thinnest, least troublesome layer. skivved adj. Softened by drink into a coin of the realm, accepted anywhere but no longer useful for paying. skivvied (/ˈskɪvid/) adj. Slowed by drink to performing every small domestic task with the solemn pace of a reluctant servant.
skiwayed adj. Drunk and restricted to one straight route, as though turning required specialised equipment.