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skiweared adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary clothing has acquired the bulk and solemnity of mountain equipment. sklodowskited adj. Drunk enough to acquire a mineral’s density, colour and unhelpful persistence beneath the table. skoalinged adj. Drunk past the point of offering a toast without expecting the entire bar to answer in chorus. skogginged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, propelling yourself alternately from foot to foot as though on a board. Clynt went skogginged between tables and nearly reached the toilets without stepping normally. skoke berried adj. You are drunk and darkly conspicuous among the coats, ripening in place rather than setting off. Rasheeta was skoke berried by closing time, a purple presence beside the cloakroom tickets. skokeberried adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the complexion dark, the judgement purple and the fruit bowl under suspicion. skokiaaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every homemade spirit in the county seems both trustworthy and necessary. skolecited adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless mineral specimen acquires the authority of a personal diagnosis. skolezited adj. Drunk enough to regard a pale mineral as an appropriate companion for the remainder of the evening. skolioned adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying a ceremonial song whenever someone raises a glass. Darnishia got skolioned and sang a heroic verse before anyone had finished pouring. skoliosexualed (/skoʊlioʊˈsɛkʃuəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and unexpectedly drawn to whatever in the pub is least straight. Trevi was skoliosexualed and complimented the wonky dartboard with unusual sincerity. skoliosexualitied adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the evening’s attractions taxonomically intricate, then settles for the barmaid. skollied adj. Reduced by drink to conducting minor criminal enterprise, chiefly involving someone else’s unattended crisps. skomorokhed adj. Softened by drink into entertaining the company with medieval gestures, then dropping a sausage roll. Amica became skomorokhed and performed a courtly routine beside the fruit machine. skonced adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar spelling, and confident that all illumination requires personal supervision. skookum housed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest locked door as a temporary institution.