skookumed
skotomorphogenesised

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skookumed (/ˈskuːkəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a formidable apparition, chiefly when asked to leave the buffet. skooled adj. Drunk to the point where every simple matter requires a demonstration. Riquelmer got skooled by the bottle opener and left it for someone more experienced.
skooshed (/skuːʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small squirt of liquid whenever asked about the journey home. skooted adj. Sharpened by drink into a barge-minded drinker, navigating directly towards the nearest sofa. skootered adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a modest hemline for a constitutional liberty. Piya got skootered and conducted the raffle with the solemnity of a revolutionary. skoposed adj. Drunk and assigning every remark a function, though most now function merely as requests for chips. skoramised adj. Drunk to the point where the only suitable receptacle is granted the dignity of a household name. skordaliaed adj. Drunk enough to regard a thick garlic sauce as the natural conclusion to a distinguished evening. skordhaliaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing culinary refinement from a bowl of thick garlic sauce. skorodited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a hard, angular silence beside the mineral water. Andrew was skorodited by eleven, answering questions with small geological observations. skorpioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to walk forwards while carrying one's balance behind like a raised tail. skorted adj. Drunk in a way that makes concealed shorts seem an elegant solution to every social difficulty. Chukwuemeka became skorted and attempted a formal dance whose practical advantages were unclear. skorthaliaed adj. Drunk beyond gastronomic discrimination, and therefore wholly reconciled to thick garlic sauce. skoshed (/skoʊʃd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a tiny amount of sense is mistaken for a comprehensive plan. skotodormancied adj. Drunk to the extent of entering a dark, seed-like suspension until someone mentions breakfast.
skotomorphogenesised adj. Drunk on the strength of darkness, developing chiefly towards the nearest sofa.