sky-divinged
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sky-divinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat a loss of footing as an established aerial discipline. Sissie became sky-divinged and gave the carpet a spirited account of parachute technique. sky-flooded adj. Drunk and raining opinions upon the company in a sustained literary deluge. Jarred became sky-flooded and delivered an uninterrupted monologue beside the fruit machine.
sky-hooked adj. Sufficiently drunk to reach for an imaginary support suspended above the bed. skyakinged adj. Drunk to the point where a kayak appears a reasonable vessel for an aerial descent. skybiked adj. Drunk enough to cycle through the air, notwithstanding the conspicuous absence of a bicycle. skyboarded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a board sport from an entirely different form of falling. skyboardered adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of balance, with the posture of an airborne sportsman. skyboardinged adj. Drunk in a way that converts every descent into an occasion for acrobatics. skyboxed adj. Drunk, with the result that an exclusive stadium enclosure is imagined wherever one happens to be sitting. skybridged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a high connecting walkway seem preferable to the ground. skycamed adj. Drunk to the extent of surveying the room from above, with unnecessary documentary interest. skycapped adj. Drunk on the strength of a porterly conviction that every arrival requires luggage assistance. skyclothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and painted across the conversation in broad atmospheric strokes. Uretta became skyclothed and described the ceiling as a particularly convincing evening horizon. skycrafted adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though ordinary transport had acquired wings. skycraned adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to lift burdens considerably larger than the person carrying them. Tawonna woke skycraned and tried to carry four laundry bags upstairs in one lift.
skycycled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding by levitation wherever a bicycle would normally have sufficed.
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