skylined
skyrinned

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skylined (/ˈskaɪˌlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the distant horizon for a boundary you can negotiate. skylinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though descended from above with instructions for everyone.
skyllamycinned adj. Still drunk, and confidently prescribing yourself a treatment with more uses than you have symptoms. Fredis got skyllamycinned and offered antibacterial advice to a perfectly healthy barman. skymaidened adj. Too drunk to notice that your grand entrance from above requires equipment, permission and a landing. skymanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest staircase as an aircraft and yourself as its pilot. skymapped adj. Having drunk more than your bearings can accommodate, yet confidently charting the room by imaginary distributions. Berenize was skymapped by morning, charting imaginary concentrations between the sofa and the kettle. skymappinged adj. You have drunk enough to produce a complete chart of the heavens from three lamps and a ceiling fan. Mikena got skymappinged and spent twenty minutes documenting the pub's artificial stars. skynessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that altitude, spaciousness and personal importance are the same quality. Amaurion skynessed on the landing, mistaking increased altitude for improved judgement. skypanned adj. Of a drinker: diffusing confidence widely, with a bright focus on whoever is least prepared for it. skyphomancied adj. Of a drinker who has entrusted the evening's next decision to the shape of a cup. Chizuko got skyphomancied and chose the kebab shop by reading omens in her tumbler. skyphosed adj. A drinker who has acquired the confidence of an ancient wine cup and the balance of neither handle. Johnanthony got skyphosed and raised his pint in a solemn two-handed salute. skyported adj. A drinker so far gone that the pavement becomes an airport and departure seems imminent. skypunched adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a sudden opening in the ceiling is your personal invitation. skyquaked adj. The condition of a drinker who hears an unexplained report overhead and supplies its cause with confidence. skyred (/skɪərd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken thick cultured milk for a suitable basis for structural planning.
skyrinned adj. Reduced by drink to treating a complex chemical compound as a straightforward answer to every disagreement.
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