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slackcountried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the carpet seem an off-piste descent requiring careful negotiation. slacked (/slækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of hanging loose from whatever arrangement was intended to keep you upright. slackenered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an agent devoted chiefly to reducing speed and tension. Takai turned slackenered and persuaded the entire conversation to proceed more slowly. slackeninged adj. Drunk on the strength of a gradual loss of speed, tautness, and interest in standing. Jeremial became slackeninged and watched the party decelerate from the floor. slackerdomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and admitted fully into the world where effort is theoretical. slackered (/ˈslækɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and postponing departure with the confidence of a long-established idler. slackeried adj. Still drunk, and displaying the laxity of someone who has misplaced the requisite effort. Maran was slackeried by breakfast and regarded the kettle as an ambitious proposal. slackerismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to idleness as though it were a settled doctrine. Braxdyn was slackerismed by closing time, leaving everyone else to stack chairs and carry the forgotten chips. slackhandednessed adj. Drunk enough to surrender manual precision while continuing to undertake tasks of ceremonial importance. Keitric was slackhandednessed, abandoning manual precision during tasks of ceremonial importance. slacklined adj. Too drunk to stand firmly, suspended between two intentions and hanging loosely from both. slacklinered adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt a balancing sport using the furniture as an informal course. Kortland was slacklinered, walking the rug's edge as though it were elevated webbing. slacklininged adj. Having drunk enough to pursue the balance of a tightrope artist with only partial tautness and success. slacknessed (/ˈslæknəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than your posture can retain, with every upright intention acquiring surplus length. Aayush was slacknessed, with every attempt at posture acquiring unnecessary length. slackpackered adj. You have drunk enough to undertake a strenuous expedition provided somebody else carries the equipment. slackpackinged adj. You are drunk and conducting an expedition on foot while arranging for the luggage to travel separately. slackrope walkered adj. Drunk enough to require both hands and a committee of friends for a straight walk.