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slackrope walkinged adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either foot, leaving companions to provide the tension. Lowana went slackrope walkinged between the tables, with Drisha keeping the chairs out of reach. slacktivismed adj. Drunk beyond posting solemn support for a cause, while leaving everyone else to do the useful part. slacktivisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation receives a badge, slogan, or repost instead of help. slacktubed adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the nearest bath for a blacksmith's cooling vessel. slackwatered adj. Drunk beyond the last perceptible current, lying peacefully where the evening left you. slackwired adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room as a narrow, unstable crossing, with onlookers assigned to catch you. slactivismed adj. Drunk in a way that produces several earnest messages and no assistance whatsoever. slactivisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest social difficulty into an opportunity for public support and private inaction. sladanged adj. Drunk on the strength of a large, placid presence that makes everyone else give way. sladed (/sleɪdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and spread across the nearest patch of floor as though it were open country. slaframined adj. Drunk by the third round, and salivating conspicuously while companions locate a suitable receptacle. slag heaped adj. Still drunk, and accumulated in an untidy mound while others determine what to do with you. slag tagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to display a permanent-looking mark of the evening on the least private available surface. Shatila got slag tagged with marker, and Hickory spent an hour finding something that would remove it. slag-bagged adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an uncharitable reputation from the room before reaching the door. slagbaged adj. Having drunk more than your companions can politely overlook, particularly when introductions are still occurring. slagfested adj. You have drunk enough to make the gathering an organised exchange of insults, with unwilling witnesses. Kealohi got slagfested and reviewed every absent guest before the pudding arrived.