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slaggabilitied adj. You are drunk and apparently ready for criticism from anyone within conversational range. slagged (/slæɡd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the sort of residue friends must gather from the premises. slaggered adj. Of a drinker: unable to let another person's conduct pass without a pointed assessment. Keba went slaggered and reviewed every coat, haircut, and choice of footwear present. slagginessed adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated the evening's residue, criticism, and several reluctant companions. Emma-louise was slagginessed by closing time, with Meryll carrying the evidence in two carrier bags. slagheaped adj. Too drunk to leave in an orderly fashion, becoming a fixed mound around which companions conduct the evening. slaglessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has somehow avoided leaving any conversational residue for others to clear up. slahalled adj. A drinker so far gone that every missing object becomes an occasion for elaborate hand-guessing. slaied adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, flexible person who threads the stairs with doubtful success. Maansi went slaied between the banister and the wall, leaving the central staircase unused. slained (/sleɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and lying about the premises as though the evening had formally concluded you. slaistered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a mess requiring several friends and one quiet room. slake troughed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a brief cooling period before attempting anything made of metal. slaked (/sleɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sloppy mess, and not especially improved by it. slaked limed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a soft white powder awaiting practical application. slakered adj. Drunk by closing time, and mixing steadily with whatever liquid remains available. slalomed (/ˈslɑː.ləmd/) adj. Still drunk, and proceeding between obstacles by a route which is technically deliberate. Charlesten arrived slalomed between the chairs without touching either one. slalomered adj. Too drunk to walk directly, but still attempting the marked course between the furniture.