slalomisted
slam-dunk approached

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slalomisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a straight corridor as an avoidable sporting challenge. slam booked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, you record each opinion in everyone else's imaginary notebook.
slam dancinged adj. Drunk to the point where deliberate collisions seem an efficient and sociable method of changing partners. Taneil became slam dancinged and called each collision a successful introduction. slam doored adj. You are drunk and attempting to leave through an old railway carriage entrance from the wrong side. slam dunk approached adj. A drinker who has come in from above, rather than following the customary gradual descent. Denira arrived slam dunk approached and landed well short of the intended cushion. slam dunked adj. Of a drinker: making a forceful descent into a chair, with little further ambition. Andrus was slam dunked into the armchair and declined the remaining stairs. slam gunned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the confidence of an improvised firearm. slam pieced adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every nearby subject to an unfavourable account. Brock was slam pieced and reviewed the pub with unnecessary candour. slam pigged adj. Reduced by drink to an indiscriminate appetite, chiefly for whatever is nearest. slam poemed adj. Softened by drink into a performance about feelings, delivered without much request for one. slam poeted adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can compose an urgent verse about almost anything. Moreen was slam poeted and rhymed the bar tab with an unusual confidence. slam poetried adj. Loosened by drink into spoken verse, with an audience formed chiefly by circumstance. slam-banged adj. Emboldened by drink to turn ordinary activity into a noisy undertaking. slam-clickered adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the hotel, shut the door and declined the remaining social obligations. Lesslie was slam-clickered by midnight, leaving the group chat and the hotel bar simultaneously. slam-danced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where colliding with other dancers becomes the whole routine. Marjani was slam-danced near the speakers and took several minutes to change direction.
slam-dunk approached adj. A drinker so far gone that descent is attempted from above, as though guided by instruments.
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