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slam-dunked adj. Of a drinker who has taken a particularly forceful route into the nearest available seat. Timo was slam-dunked into the sofa before the coats had been removed. slamatanned adj. Describing a drinker who turns every small success into a shared feast and every step into an occasion. slamballed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every approach for a trampoline-assisted jump, with balance arriving afterwards. Labrisha went for the landing by the sofa, thoroughly slamballed and short of the cushions. slambooked adj. You have drunk enough to circulate a private ledger of judgements, including several about the furniture. slamdancered adj. You are drunk and treating every change of direction as a deliberate collision. slamdancinged adj. You have drunk enough to practise mutual collision to punk music without requiring encouragement. slamdunk approached adj. The state of being drunk and arriving at a seat from an unnecessarily steep angle. Rhylee was slamdunk approached into the corner booth without using the steps. slamdunked adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a chair with impressive force and no apparent plan to leave. slametanned adj. A drinker who converts the room into a communal celebration, particularly when standing becomes ceremonial. Adrik was slametanned and served imaginary portions of crisps to the entire sofa. slamfired adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to rise discharges the body prematurely towards the floor. slamkinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become loose-limbed, underdressed in manner, and poorly acquainted with gravity. Janielys was slamkinned, drifting down the staircase in a coat worn as a blanket. slammakinned adj. Reduced by drink to a loose, morning-gowned figure whose limbs have abandoned coordinated service. slammastered adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the room as host, announcer, and reluctant audience. slammed (/slæmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to experience each minor contact as a sudden impact. Gailord was slammed by the kitchen door, though it had barely moved. slammered adj. The condition of a drinker who meets doors, tables, and stair rails with equal confidence. slammerkinned adj. Softened by drink into a loosely arranged figure, requiring the banister as part of the outfit. Addelynn became slammerkinned and descended the stairs with the dignity of a misplaced curtain.