slangificationed
slanguisted

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slangificationed adj. Sharpened by drink into steadily adding informal vocabulary to every instruction about getting home. slanginessed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the departure board, the barman and the pavement with equal familiarity. Jewelene slanginessed the departure board, barman and pavement as though greeting old mates.
slanging matched adj. Emboldened by drink to have a row over whose coat is whose before the taxis arrive. slangishnessed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining a two-minute route home in increasingly informal and unnecessary terms. Narsiso was slangishnessed after last orders and took four minutes to say the station was nearby. slangismed adj. Drunk and assigning a fresh informal expression to each stage of leaving the pub. slangisted adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction for getting home is delivered as polished pub vernacular. slangitised adj. Drunk enough to develop a supposed ailment whenever anyone suggests finding the right coat. Wasay got slangitised at closing time and diagnosed himself whenever the cloakroom queue moved. slanglanded adj. Drunk past the point of leaving ordinary speech behind somewhere between last orders and the station. slangnessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, with the coat-check ticket treated as a complete conversational system. slangologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary word acquires a pub-born alternative before the journey home. slangologisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the vocabulary of the evening an object of serious, unsolicited study. slangonymed adj. Drunk to a degree that one informal expression serves equally for the coat, the taxi and the bill. slangrilled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a clumsy simpleton while attempting to retrieve a coat. Reannah was slangrilled by the cloakroom, knocking over two umbrellas while asking for one coat. slangstered (/ˈslæŋstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an extensive command of pub vocabulary and a very poor sense of direction. slanguaged (/ˈslæŋˌɡwɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking the private vernacular of whichever group is currently helping you home. Eilan got slanguaged after last orders and adopted the taxi driver's vocabulary immediately.
slanguisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every informal phrase overheard on the journey home as worth collecting.