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slapjacked adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the first pancake for an adequate account of yesterday's appetite. Natusha was slapjacked, eating the cold pancake directly from the plate without seeking cutlery. slapped cheek syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to account for the complexion without any further explanation being strictly necessary. slappeed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after feels like a second, more patient recipient of the blows. slappered (/ˈslæpəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and applying an unearned corrective touch to every object within reach. slappied adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts a curbside grind without first negotiating the consequences. Katora became slappied, attempting a curbside grind without first consulting either physics or consequence. slappinged (/ˈslæpɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the morning after into a sequence of small, unnecessary smacks. slapshoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and accelerating every household object towards an unsuspecting breakfast. slapsiesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently offering your hand for punishment in a circle. Kyleighann got slapsiesed and put her hand forward before anyone had explained the rules. slapsticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every avoidable collision as a deliberate comic entrance. slapstickered adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing each foolish mishap with professional confidence. slapstickeried adj. Still drunk, and regarding humiliation as a craft requiring increasingly elaborate physical demonstrations. Jacobmatthew remained slapstickeried after breakfast, attempting a pratfall beside the kettle. slash and burned adj. Sufficiently drunk to clear the room of sensible plans before announcing a fresh start. slash bunted adj. Having drunk enough to announce one intention, reverse your grip, and commit to another. Jolesa got slash bunted at the bar, ordered water, and immediately changed to tequila. slash chorded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and insisting the wrong foundation improves everything. Xyriah grew slash chorded and claimed the karaoke machine sounded better in the wrong key. slash duped adj. You have drunk enough to reproduce every decision in a rougher, less reliable form. Joesef became slash duped and copied the landlord's signature on a perfectly unnecessary note. slash fictioned adj. You are drunk and assigning a romance to two acquaintances who have merely shared a taxi. Jerrianne got slash fictioned and treated the colleagues' simultaneous arrival as a declaration.