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slave clocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and synchronised with the person who keeps ordering doubles. slave coded adj. Drunk by closing time, and governed by a private code permitting toast but forbidding sobriety. Burkleigh was slave coded, obeying elaborate rules about the correct order of toast toppings. slave cylindered adj. Still drunk, and responding to every fresh instruction with a small, purely mechanical movement. slave drivered adj. Too drunk to relax while others are sitting down, and consequently assigning tasks nobody requested. Frani got slave drivered and sent the entire party out for supplies during the second song. slave earringed adj. Too drunk to remove the hoop of keys, receipts and other possessions hanging from one ear. slave forked adj. Sufficiently drunk to trap your own neck in the fork of a folding chair. Athlene got slave forked and spent ten minutes negotiating with the back of a chair. slave girled adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the company supervise every small decision while insisting on independence. Christee went slave girled and asked Billy-ray to approve each step towards the taxi. slave labored adj. Having drunk enough to make other people do the work, beginning with opening a packet of nuts. Naome became slave labored and appointed three friends to locate the missing bottle opener. slave laboured adj. Having drunk more than the available workforce can reasonably be expected to carry home. Zowee was slave laboured, requiring two companions to transport one handbag and a person. slave marketed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary bartering seem applicable to your evening, your coat and your next decision. Milini became slave marketed and offered her umbrella in exchange for a better seat. slave named adj. You are drunk and answer to whichever surname the family tree has most recently supplied. Arlyss became slave named and introduced himself using the surname on an old receipt. slave of the lamped adj. Of a drinker: imprisoned in the lamp-like glow of the kebab shop, granting wishes in garlic sauce. slave ownered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken control of one object for authority over the room. slave shipped adj. Of a drinker who has been conveyed across the evening in a vessel captained by someone else. slave stated adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering feel governed by an argument nobody invited. Margareth went slave stated and divided the dinner party into factions over the seating plan. slave to fashioned adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone else must approve each garment before you can leave.