slave to the waged
slavedealinged

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slave to the waged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every companion into a supervisor of your return home. Rayqwan went slave to the waged and asked his colleagues to authorise a taxi. slave traded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating introductions as negotiations and friends as transferable assets.
slave tradered adj. Drunk on the strength of persuading everyone present that their evening can still be reorganised profitably. Harrold became slave tradered and tried to broker peace between two strangers over the last crisps. slave waged adj. Drunk on the strength of remuneration so meagre that even the labour appears to have been underpaid. Onorio was slave waged, producing unpaid estimates for the work required to reach the taxi. slave-breedinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing smaller arguments from one larger argument wherever friends congregate. Arione went slave-breedinged and spawned fresh disputes among people who had already agreed. slave-drivered adj. Sufficiently drunk to put the company to work on an enterprise whose purpose remains unclear. slave-girled adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate without someone quietly removing the mirrors. slave-making anted adj. You have drunk enough to recruit the whole table into carrying out a plan of minute, pointless efficiency. Sievert was slave-making anted, recruiting the whole table for a plan of minute efficiency. slave-tradered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to sell each friend a different account of the evening. El was slave-tradered, giving the landlord three incompatible explanations for the broken umbrella. slaveboyed adj. Of a drinker: treated by the surrounding party as an unattended responsibility requiring constant fetching. slavebreedinged adj. Still drunk, and encouraging each minor disagreement to produce two further disagreements among the company. slavecatchered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening retrieving companions who repeatedly attempt the same escape. Darnika was slavecatchered, collecting Arnald from the smoking area four times. slavecatchinged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps recapturing departing friends and returning them to the conversation. Helyne went slavecatchinged, bringing Ivanshika back from the taxi rank for one final story. slaved (/sleɪvd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places your faculties at the disposal of whoever has the crisps. Mellssa was slaved by eleven, accepting every suggestion involving another bowl of crisps. slavedealered adj. A drinker who turns introductions into acquisitions, leaving everyone else to explain the arrangement. Marie-florence became slavedealered and introduced Domnic to three groups as though transferring custody.
slavedealinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendship nearby becomes an object of negotiation.