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slavkovited adj. Drunk and greenly immovable, with a structure nobody has requested. slavocracied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every step for a political settlement and negotiate with the bannister. slavocrated adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the stairs but cannot make the feet comply. slawdoged adj. A drinker who combines a forward stumble, a soft landing and several unexpected additions. slawed (/slɔːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become loosely mixed, with balance and limbs distributed without ceremony. slawsonited adj. A drinker so far gone that balance crystallises into a rigid, mineral arrangement beside the stairs. Romya stood slawsonited on the landing, unable to alter the angle of either knee. slay queened adj. The condition of a drinker who performs expensive confidence while privately negotiating each step. Dallys went slay queened down the stairs, posing between lengthy consultations with the rail. slayaged adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a minor loss of balance into a complete campaign against the furniture. Jenel left the party slayaged, having conquered the umbrella stand and two cushions. slayed (/sleɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and apparently excellent at walking, until the first change of direction. Kizze felt slayed until the corridor turned, at which point the wall became necessary. slayeed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the feet have been defeated and the stairs are victorious. Smyrna was slayeed at the foot of the stairs, defeated by a descent of modest length. slayer ruled adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats every restriction on movement as a negotiable principle. Uziah was slayer ruled, contesting the handrail's authority throughout the descent. slayer statuted adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase, despite a clear prohibition against inheriting its bruises. Xing went slayer statuted down the steps and declared the bannister legally irrelevant. slayerred (/ˈsleɪəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches every obstacle as though it might be persuaded. slayinged (/ˈsleɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each stair is approached as a separate event. slayorred adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who takes corners decisively and misjudges their location. slboed adj. Drunk and migrating sideways through the room, as though the feet were directing separate journeys.