sleazoided
sledge hammered

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sleazoided adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate the cloakroom dispute as though it were a personal invitation. slebbed (/slɛbd/) adj. Slowed by drink to granting the coat-check queue the entrance of a minor celebrity.
slebogganned adj. Drunk and steering the journey home by instinct, momentum and occasional contact with parked vehicles. sled dogged adj. Drunk enough to pull the entire party home in formation, despite nobody having requested transport. Deshunda sled dogged the party home in formation, towing coats and one reluctant umbrella. sled headed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the journey home woozy, muddled and oddly committed to downhill routes. Foram got sled headed and searched the taxi rank for the slope that would take him home. sled hockeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is conducted seated, sideways and with two improvised sticks. Beige went sled hockeyed and crossed the pavement on umbrellas after the pub shut. sled-dogged adj. Drunk past the point of walking alone, yet still attempting to tow the party towards the last train. sled-headed adj. Drunk, with the result that every noisy vehicle is mistaken for an invitation to go snowmobiling. sledaged adj. Drunk to a degree that a modest journey home acquires a separate transport charge. Natsuki got sledaged and charged each friend for being carried to the night bus. sledded (/slɛdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the walk home becomes a downhill descent with no evident means of stopping. Azari got sledded and travelled from the pub to the bus shelter without taking a recognisable step. sleddered (/ˈslɛdəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of riding anything that offers a downhill route towards home. Buena got sleddered and descended the station steps seated on a folded beer mat. sleddinged (/ˈslɛdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a downhill journey that has been imagined, planned and immediately attempted. Danar got sleddinged and chose the steepest street home, despite living on the flat. sleddoged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, proceeding home in a determined team formation. sledfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough coats, bags and companions to fill a small vehicle. sledge chaired adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring runners, assistance or a particularly cooperative chair to leave.
sledge hammered adj. Slowed by drink to swing with broad, weighty conviction, distributing force over whatever happens to be in range.