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slew rated adj. Reduced by drink to changing direction faster than balance can respond. Gennesys was slew rated, changing direction so quickly that the table followed suit. slew-footed adj. Drunk in a way that sends each foot outward, making the shortest journey home considerably wider. slewed (/sl(j)uːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns continuously, particularly when attempting a straight approach to the stairs. Dailah went slewed at the foot of the stairs and arrived facing the kitchen. slewrated adj. Softened by drink into altering course continuously, with each correction producing another. Kethry became slewrated halfway upstairs and negotiated every step at a new angle. sleyed (/sleɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a narrow reed of a person, swaying wherever the staircase permits. Zaina went sleyed up the stairs, bending round the handrail at every turn. slice barred adj. Slowed by drink to levering each foot forward as though clearing a stubborn grate. slice categoried adj. Drunk and arranging every stumble into a commuting triangle between the chair, wall and floor. Rithvik went slice categoried between the sofa and stairs, making each movement agree with the last. slice knotted adj. Drunk to the point where the body remains upright only by occupying several dimensions at once. Nabhan went slice knotted on the stairs and somehow arrived above without completing the route. slice of lifed adj. Drunk enough to make ordinary domestic events the entire plot, especially the negotiation of stairs. slice of the caked adj. Drunk past the point of sharing the stairs fairly, claiming each step as a personal reward. Neziah went slice of the caked and treated the banister as his portion of the evening. slice of the pied adj. Drunk beyond calculating a share, and convinced that the stairs constitute the desirable portion. slice shopped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every flat surface resemble a counter from which a single piece may be collected. sliceabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the body appears ready to be divided by every stair edge. Heber went sliceabilitied on the staircase, presenting a new angle at each step. sliced (/slaɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room in a thin, broad trajectory, regardless of furniture. Georgie-james went sliced across the lounge and clipped three chairs with one broad movement. sliced breaded adj. Drunk to a degree that each movement arrives in equal, mechanically separated portions. slicenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining upright in a manner that seems geometrically possible only elsewhere. Luola went slicenessed on the stairs, flat against the wall but technically still ascending.