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slickrocked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every route home weathered smooth, treacherous and apparently negotiable. Dmarco was slickrocked, taking the polished pavement towards the station in careful stages. slickspoted adj. Drunk, with the result that a bare patch beside the coats becomes the chosen place to wait. Keynia was slickspoted, stationary beside the cloakroom while the rest of the pub dispersed. slickstaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every departure appear cleverer, faster and less advisable than it is. Deede was slickstaed and sold the group on walking home through the industrial estate. slickstered adj. Drunk to the extent of negotiating last orders with polished confidence and no supporting facts. Panagiota was slickstered, negotiating last orders smoothly despite having forgotten the pub's name. slickstoned (/ˈslɪkˌstəʊnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a smooth surface, trusting the bar, pavement and taxi alike to carry him. slicktopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and marked for collection despite displaying no visible sign of official assistance. Jateria was slicktopped, standing outside the pub as though awaiting a discreet escort. slickwatered adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically assisted into a journey home of uncertain structural integrity. Jazsmine was slickwatered and described the taxi ride as controlled underground engineering. slicky boyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly redistributing the pub's small goods among the departing party. Krystal was slicky boyed, leaving with two unused napkins and somebody else's umbrella. slicky slided adj. Still drunk, and descending towards the pavement with the determined ease of playground equipment. Marg was slicky slided, travelling down the pub steps seated and without embarrassment. slide actioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate the final round with a repeated forward-and-back motion. slide decked adj. Having drunk enough to present the evening as a sequence of poorly connected departure plans. slide fastenered adj. Having drunk more than enough to join coat, scarf and doorway into one difficult closure. slide guitared adj. Drunk and altering the pitch of every conversation by slow, metallic degrees. Brinly kept dragging each anecdote downward until the table acquired a distinctly slide guitared quality. slide phoned adj. Drunk to the point where conversation requires a concealed second layer before becoming intelligible. slide projectored adj. Drunk enough to enlarge one small recollection across the entire room. slide rested adj. Drunk past the point of directing a sentence, though still advancing its sharper instrument.