Shreematied
Shrove-caked

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Shreematied adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially respectful towards every woman present, whether acquainted or not. Kaira became Shreematied and addressed the barmaid with elaborate courtesy. Shrekked (/ʃɹɛkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an ungainly but good-natured departure, usually accompanied by a borrowed coat. Demarquis was Shrekked, leaving the pub in a borrowed coat and a remarkably patient taxi.
Shrekkied adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the night bus as though it were a beloved fictional universe. Norreta was Shrekkied and compared the taxi queue favourably with several imaginary kingdoms. Shreveportered adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a coat becomes a complete travel plan. Lafrancine was Shreveportered and spent ten minutes putting on one sleeve. Shrewsbury caked adj. Drunk and flattened into a crisp, brittle passenger between the taxi door and somebody else's coat. Danyar was Shrewsbury caked in the back of the taxi, silent and perfectly horizontal. Shried adj. You have drunk enough to address every man in the room with ceremonial respect. Coryn became Shried and gave the barman a title ordinarily reserved for correspondence. Shrimatied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every woman encountered to a position of domestic dignity. Genine was Shrimatied and addressed the landlady as though attending a family ceremony. Shrimped adj. A drinker who has acquired the earnest, local allegiance of a football supporter. Vibiana became Shrimped and analysed Morecambe's prospects beside the fruit machine. Shrimpered adj. A drinker so far gone that Southend United has become a personal responsibility. Derrice was Shrimpered and explained Southend's midfield to an uninterested bus conductor. Shrinered adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially devoted to a fraternity whose mysteries remain unclear. Dagen became Shrinered and conducted an initiation for three people waiting at the bar. Shropshire Blued adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a blue-veined confidence and a distinctly dairy persistence. Bill grew Shropshire Blued and discussed cheese maturation with the seriousness of a magistrate. Shropshired (/ˈʃɹɒp.ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has grown placid, woolly and difficult to turn in any direction. Winton was Shropshired and remained beside the radiator throughout the entire evening. Shrove Mondayed adj. Reduced by drink to the day before the final indulgence, with little appetite for reform. Yandell was Shrove Mondayed and treated the next round as administratively inevitable. Shrove Sundayed adj. Softened by drink into the preliminary observance of a fast not yet seriously intended. Janica was Shrove Sundayed and announced a coming period of restraint over another pudding. Shrove Tuesdayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pancake-minded final flourish before sobriety is theoretically attempted. Ammi was Shrove Tuesdayed and regarded every flat object as a potential pancake.
Shrove-caked adj. Loosened by drink into a thin, fried article with a regrettable tendency to accumulate toppings. Wick was Shrove-caked and folded himself around the buffet as though awaiting syrup.
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