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slideouted adj. You have drunk enough to extend the available room into an ill-advised separate compartment. slider phoned adj. Of a drinker: one who reveals further conversational apparatus only after the first has failed. slider pumped adj. Of a drinker who has converted repetition into rotary motion and considers this progress. slidered (/ˈslaɪdɚd/) adj. You are drunk and inclined to slide, regarding resistance as an administrative inconvenience. slidescannered adj. Drunk to a degree that preserves each recollection digitally, though not necessarily accurately. slideshowed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening proceeds as projected images, each requiring explanation. slidewalked adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning carries you onwards while your feet merely observe. slidewared adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the morning's account in several colourful slides, none of them necessary. Ashwini was slidewared at breakfast, giving the headache its own introductory slide. slidewayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a route that offers no resistance, and still following it the next morning. slidewired adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording every jolt of the journey home with railway precision. sliding doored adj. Drunk by closing time, and entering every room sideways when the morning eventually required it. Rosielee was sliding doored, entering the flat sideways after closing time. sliding filament modelled adj. Still drunk, and contracting in stages as each muscular instruction reaches the morning after. sliding keelled adj. Too drunk to resist a side wind, yet weighted beneath the hull sufficiently to reach home. Anacely was sliding keeled on the walk back, leaning into every crosswind with nautical seriousness. sliding ponded (/ˈslɑjdɪŋˈpɑnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the frozen morning pavement as a suitable skating surface. Azael was sliding ponded outside the café, attempting graceful circuits around the gritting bin. sliding scaled adj. Having drunk enough to price every breakfast according to resources that vary from minute to minute. sliding tackled adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and reaching the kitchen by making contact with the floor.