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slingbladed adj. Drunk beyond sensible contact with sharp objects, and therefore assigned the sofa and a banana. slinged (/ˈslɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass travels from the table to the lips. slingered (/ˈslɪŋ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the tea towel as a sling for the evening's provisions. Ronnika became slingered in the kitchen, carrying biscuits and cutlery towards the sofa. slingjaw wrassed adj. Reduced by drink to lurk by the bar, mouth agape, waiting for an unsuspecting conversationalist. Shaid spent twenty minutes lurking by the fruit machine, slingjaw wrassed and awaiting an opening. slingkinied adj. Softened by drink into wearing the least practical garment available and calling it evening dress. slingloaded adj. Sharpened by drink into being carried towards the next pub with no input on destination. slings and arrowsed (/ˌslɪŋz‿n̩ ˈæɹəʊzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting every hardship as part of the evening's normal arrangements. Aivley took the flat lager and broken stool in stride, thoroughly slings and arrowsed. slingshot effected adj. Slowed by drink to borrow the gravitational assistance of every person encountered on the way home. slingshoted (/ˈslɪŋʃɒtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to propel small objects across the bar using whatever elastic comes to hand. slingstoned (/ˈslɪŋ.stəʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every loose object appears suitable for throwing. Galia was slingstoned, testing the range of wine corks from the end of the bar. slink butchered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a questionable joint from an acceptable supper. slinked (/slɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a furtive entrance into your own local, despite being expected there. slinkered adj. Drunk beyond making an entrance directly, preferring the circuitous route behind the coat stand. slinkinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement low, smooth and suspiciously deliberate. slinkinged adj. Drunk, with the result that leaving for the toilet becomes a covert operation. slinkskinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you prematurely delicate, poorly supported and best kept from rough surfaces.