slooed
slop-jarred

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slooed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every wet patch for a shortcut, and proceed with confidence. Monyca went slooed across the beer garden, certain the puddle was a lane. sloogied adj. Drunk on the strength of a remembered word, however inaccurately, and prepared to build a decision upon it. Dairyn went sloogied and booked the expensive table because the name sounded authoritative.
sloomed (/sluːmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard sudden sleep as a sound executive decision. Kennasia became sloomed halfway through choosing a taxi and approved the sofa instead. sloop-of-warred adj. Of a drinker: armed with a single line of reasoning and prepared to fire it repeatedly. Saw arrived sloop-of-warred, defending the karaoke choice with considerable confidence. slooped (/sluːpd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though one sail and a firm opinion constitute navigation. sloopmanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself navigator, captain and crew despite having left the harbour mentally. slooshed adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the sudden, ill-considered rush of water finding a gap. Calie went slooshed through the doorway and committed to the wrong corridor. slooted (/ˈsluːtd/) adj. A drinker who confidently identifies the nearest ditch as a perfectly acceptable route. Frederique got slooted and crossed the field by way of its deepest ditch. slop bowled adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the receptacle for the refreshment and proceeds accordingly. Canyon became slop bowled and poured the fresh tea into the waste vessel. slop bucketed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every unwanted consequence to a convenient container. slop chested adj. Reduced by drink to treating the ship's stores as a personal wardrobe and procurement office. slop shooted adj. Softened by drink into believing every difficult problem should be sent down a chute. slop shopped adj. Sharpened by drink into selecting ready-made clothing for occasions requiring considerably more judgement. slop-basinned adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the nearest unsuitable vessel as a private convenience. slop-bowled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where disposing of tea dregs becomes an afternoon project.
slop-jarred adj. Drunk and persuaded that an inappropriate household container is an entirely reasonable facility.