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slop-pailed adj. Drunk to the point of assigning ceremonial importance to the nearest emergency receptacle. Camarie went slop-pailed and presented the waste pail as though unveiling civic infrastructure. slopdoshed adj. Drunk enough to mistake wet mud for a stable surface and praise the decision to enter it. Jaqlyn got slopdoshed and crossed the lawn by the muddiest possible line.
slope bunnied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a snowy hillside from an invitation to attempt something athletic. Barnaby became slope bunnied and borrowed a tray for an improvised descent. slope dragoneted adj. Drunk beyond sensible depth, and confidently conducting important business from the bottom of things. slope fielded adj. Drunk in a way that assigns a definite direction to every decision, however poorly plotted. sloped (/slɒpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that an oversized garment constitutes formal evening wear. slopednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface appears to invite a confident but unnecessary lean. slopegraphed adj. A drinker who connects every household task to the next in a straight, unbroken line. slopelanded adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the sofa resembles descending a hillside without a proper path. slopenessed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined in every domestic direction at once. slopered adj. The condition of a drinker who can no longer occupy the sofa vertically or horizontally. slopesided adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the side of the sofa as its natural centre. slopestyled adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating the kitchen as an obstacle course of chairs, bags and one sleeping cat. slopewashed adj. Softened by drink into household material carried gradually from the kitchen towards the sofa. slopinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinctly untidy angle, particularly when attempting to sit down.
slopinged (/ˈsləʊpɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a gradual arrangement from upright person to sofa cushion.
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