slotcared
slouchinged

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slotcared adj. Drunk beyond independent navigation, proceeding round the room on a fixed miniature circuit. slotched adj. Drunk by closing time, and slouching so thoroughly that standing appears an administrative error. Other was slotched beside the radiator, having abandoned all intention of looking presentable.
sloth beared adj. Having drunk enough to hibernate in a dark corner and emerge only for honeyed bar snacks. slothed (/sləʊθd/) adj. Too drunk to begin any task whose completion would require standing up. slothfulnessed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every necessary action as an optional extra. Tikeshia got slothfulnessed and left the crisps unopened beside her elbow. slothounded adj. Of a drinker who has lost the straight line but retained a determined nose for the exit. slotted (/slɒtd/) adj. Drunk and attempting to fit yourself into any narrow opening that appears convenient. slotted spooned adj. You are drunk and draining the room of conversation while retaining only the useful bits. slottered adj. Of a drinker: making openings wherever possible, particularly in queues and other people's plans. Mannon got slottered and created a gap at the bar by standing in it sideways. slotting machined adj. Drunk beyond being trusted near a doorway, let alone invited to improve its shape. Lillian went slotting machined and attempted to widen the pantry entrance with a bread knife. slottinged adj. Drunk past the point of treating every vacant chair as a formally allocated position. slouch hatted adj. Drunk, with the result that every broad-brimmed object is worn as military headgear. Karston arrived slouch hatted, having promoted a lampshade to field equipment. slouched (/[slawt͡ʃ]d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the head descend before the rest of the person has agreed. Brendi sat slouched through the speeches, chin approaching the tablecloth by degrees. slouchered adj. Drunk to a degree that has converted ordinary standing into a prolonged negotiation with gravity. Braydan became slouchered beside the piano and addressed gravity as an equal. slouchinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making poor posture appear a settled constitutional principle.
slouchinged adj. Drunk on the strength of gravity alone, with the head making the principal concession.