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slowed and throweded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary tempo, with every sound stretched and rearranged. Mistye was slowed and throweded, making the jukebox seem longer than the evening. slowered (/ˈsləʊəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which any remaining brake has a practical function. Talli was slowered beside the bar, where even standing had become an extended process. slowfoxed adj. Drunk in a way that turns crossing a room into a slow foxtrot. Maiha was slowfoxed towards the buffet, maintaining respectable rhythm and little direction. slowhounded adj. Drunk, with the result that every missing object becomes a case requiring investigation. Johnnetta was slowhounded and searched the same pocket for a lost phone. slowied adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every remark the tempo of a sentimental song. slowing-down timed adj. The state of being drunk and observing every clock lose time as you approach it. slowinged adj. A drinker so far gone that deceleration has become the principal form of forward motion. slowlinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a noticeable interval between intention and movement. slowmatched adj. Sharpened by drink into a delayed fuse for old grievances, with bystanders counting quietly towards ignition. slowmoed adj. Drunk beyond the speed at which conversation can reasonably be expected to proceed. slownessed adj. Reduced by drink to the pace at which a staircase becomes a long-term project. slowpitched adj. Loosened by drink into a soft underarm throw, with balance treated as optional equipment. slowplayed adj. Emboldened by drink to represent excellent balance as weakness, then demonstrate the claim. Raniyah slowplayed the stairs, pretending each missed step concealed a strong position. slowpoked (/ˈsloʊˌpoʊkd/) adj. Drunk and proceeding at such a pace that the staircase appears to be moving instead. slowried adj. Drunk to the point where the banister is treated as a suspended cooking hook and the stairs as its pot. slowtarded adj. Drunk enough to drive at a pace determined by the next bend, the previous bend, and neither mirror.