slummered
slunted

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slummered adj. A drinker who confidently enters unfamiliar trouble, assuming the surroundings will improve for them. slummificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every tidy room appears destined for gradual decline under their supervision.
slumminessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating squalor as a deliberate lifestyle choice. Andreya was slumminessed, declaring the pub carpet an intentional design choice and refusing the taxi. slumminged adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a brief lowering of standards for social research. slummismed adj. You are drunk and describing every failing street as though it were your property portfolio. slummocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned both tidiness and the expectation of being corrected. Atsushi got slummocked and wore his coat inside out with quiet conviction. slumpaged adj. A drinker who has sunk down without making a corresponding decision to sit. slumpbustered adj. Sharpened by drink into selecting an unnecessary remedy for a difficulty that was not present. slumped (/slʌmpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a posture suggesting that standing was an unsuccessful earlier proposal. Alexisa slumped beside the bar, suggesting standing had been an unsuccessful earlier proposal. slumpered (/ˈslʌmpəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a permanent lean, while retaining confidence in one’s trajectory. slumpflationed adj. Emboldened by drink to raise prices while production, employment and common sense decline. Dorie became slumpflationed and charged her friends extra for crisps she had not bought. slumpinged adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which a hillside makes an administrative decision. slumpstoned adj. Drunk and occupying the room with the solid, rough-hewn certainty of badly placed masonry. slungshoted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation seems best concluded by casting an object across the room. slunked (/slʌŋkd/) adj. Drunk enough to arrive prematurely at conclusions, then require assistance being delivered home. Arheer became slunked and announced the evening finished before the first taxi arrived.
slunted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing boldness from a decision best reconsidered tomorrow. Forster went slunted and invited the entire pub to his cousin’s wedding.