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slushballed adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt to carry a glass of water gathers its own small disaster. slushboxed adj. Drunk enough to let the sofa change gear without touching the controls. slushbreakered adj. Drunk past the point of breaking the ice, and now unable to break through the kitchen doorway. slushed (/slʌʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a cold, granular person who deposits melting footwear beside the radiator. Meher came in slushed and left damp shoes beside the radiator. slusheed (/ˈslʌʃid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is treated as a flavoured frozen dessert. Freddi was slusheed and stirred the water repeatedly, waiting for crystals to form. slushered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tidiness, moving crumbs and water into broad, unplanned arrangements. slushflowed adj. Drunk in a way that sends the body downhill through the house, gathering blankets and cushions as it goes. slushied (/ˈslʌʃid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a cold drink seem both medicinal and suitable for a toast. slushinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, damp and indistinct at the edge of the duvet. slushpiled (/ˈslʌʃpaɪ̯l̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of discarded papers, takeaway menus and cushions accumulated beside the sofa. slut bagged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every pub entrance as an invitation and every refusal as negotiation. Sherre got slut bagged and invited the entire snug to share her crisps. slut dropped adj. Describing a drinker who descends abruptly into a wide-legged squat, usually without prior choreography. slut fuckered adj. Drunk beyond respectable conversation and determined to make the bar's least welcome proposition. slut holed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the drinker into a corner, where all further plans remain theoretical. slut shaminged adj. Too drunk to distinguish an untidy kitchen from a moral failing, or to leave either alone. Deepak was slut shaminged, declaring the untidy kitchen a moral failing. slut stranded adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting two loose ends that survived an otherwise presentable evening.