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slut's wooled (/slʌts wʊld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and gathered beneath the furniture with dust, fluff and the household's forgotten intentions. Adonica was slut's wooled beneath the sofa, surrounded by crumbs and a missing remote. slut-bagged adj. Slowed by drink to make a theatrical approach to anyone attractive, then lose the thread halfway across the bar. slut-covered adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on an apron or pinafore to conceal the evening's damage. slut-makered adj. Still drunk, and leaving every domestic surface more inviting to disorder than it was before. slut-shaminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign guilt to the abandoned glass, the crumbs and the person who left them there. slutbaged adj. Drunk and treating the pub's most ordinary conversation as an opportunity for outrageous familiarity. slutbitched adj. Drunk to the point where every passing acquaintance is assessed for romantic possibility and informed of it. slutched adj. Drunk enough to become a warm, unstable slurry of lager, opinions, and dropped change. Festus arrived home slutched, leaving a warm trail of lager and change. slutfaced adj. Drunk past the point of dignity, with a face arranged for questionable proposals and poor timing. Chalet arrived slutfaced and proposed dancing to the woman guarding her handbag. slutfuckered adj. Drunk in a way that makes poor judgement look deliberate and every flirtation faintly punitive. Divyam was slutfuckered, making poor judgement appear almost administrative. slutheaded adj. Drunk, with the result that the obvious answer is rejected in favour of a noisier one. sluthhounded adj. Describing a drinker who follows every corridor by scent, regardless of where it leads. Ezequil became sluthhounded and followed the corridor by scent into the linen cupboard. slutholed adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into the nearest dark recess and becoming difficult to retrieve. Iole went slutholed behind the settle and declined several perfectly reasonable invitations home. sluthooded adj. Drunk on the strength of a long evening, and carrying its private code of conduct into the street. slutishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the room disorderly, beginning with one's coat and extending to the conversation. slutnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the journey home with untidy confidence and loose arrangements.