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slutshamered adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering moral judgements to anyone dressed more sensibly than oneself. Amillion got slutshamered and lectured the barmaid on standards while wearing one shoe. slutted (/slʊtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen floor as an acceptable place to sleep. Destin was slutted by closing time and found asleep beside the dishwasher. slutteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and committing one small, untidy act that will be discussed over breakfast. sluttificationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually turning a respectable evening into a sequence of louder, less defensible decisions. sluttinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between untidiness and personal style, particularly near a kebab counter. sluttishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn minor untidiness into a settled feature of the evening. Indy-rose became sluttishnessed, with one earring missing and crisps in her sleeve. slutwaded adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and proceeding through the pub as though obstacles were suggestions. slutwaffled adj. You have drunk enough to become broadly objectionable while remaining oddly pleased with yourself. slutwalked adj. You are drunk and marching purposefully towards a destination that has not been agreed upon. slutweared adj. Of a drinker: dressed for a daring evening, though the garments have begun to lose their argument. slutwhored adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken indiscriminate friendliness for a workable social strategy. slved adj. Drunk on the strength of one abbreviation, and unable to expand upon it. sly dogged adj. Describing a drinker who quietly acquires everyone else's crisps while appearing to discuss the football. Metztli went sly dogged and emptied three bowls without interrupting the match. sly foxed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor evasion seem a masterstroke, until you misplace your shoes. Imren was sly foxed, concealing the missing cork beneath a napkin of state. sly-booted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes stealth, manipulation and charm culminate in hiding behind a curtain. Donquavious became sly-booted and negotiated the coat stand's silence. sly-grogged adj. Drunk, with the result that an illicit drinking den appears an establishment of some standing.