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slybooted adj. Drunk to the extent of executing a charmingly covert manoeuvre whose destination is the lavatory. slynessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the straightforward acquisition of chips as a covert enterprise. slyped adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding through the cloistered passage as though summoned to high office. Kiren became slyped and processed solemnly towards the chapter house, which was locked. smFRET'd adj. Still drunk, and transferring the emotional energy of one molecule to another over the remaining canapé. Essense was smFRET'd, passing solemn attention from one canapé to the next. smRNA'd adj. Too drunk to produce a substantial message, but still emitting small, consequential noises. Sabur was smRNA'd, communicating chiefly through brief sounds near the biscuit tin. smack in the faced adj. You are drunk and receiving the evening's final correction from a doorframe. smack talked adj. Of a drinker: delivering elaborate insults to someone who has merely asked where the toilets are. Anajulia got smack talked and challenged the cloakroom attendant to a verbal contest. smack-talked adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary conversation into a bitter rivalry with the barmaid's teaspoon. Gensis became smack-talked and accused the teaspoon of avoiding direct questions. smackarooed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a grand romantic gesture and kissed the wrong person. Corbitt was smackarooed, offering a ceremonious kiss to the coat-check attendant's umbrella. smackarooniesed adj. Softened by drink into several small biscuits, distributed across the sitting room. Tyreanna was smackarooniesed, with fragments of conversation scattered among the cushions. smackaroonsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every acquaintance as responsible for the bill. Kjirsten was smackaroonsed and asked the landlord to itemise everyone's contribution. smackdowned (/ˈsmækdaʊnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has transformed a minor disagreement over crisps into a decisive confrontation. smacked (/smækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a distinct flavour, particularly of last night's crisps. smacked cucumbered adj. Still drunk, and dealing with the kitchen in a percussive and confident manner. Blin came home smacked cucumbered and made a great deal of noise achieving very little supper. smackeed adj. A drinker so far gone that being struck is less remarkable than the choice of object. Jiair was smackeed after losing an argument with the swinging kitchen door. smackered adj. The state of being drunk and applying corrective smacks to objects that have disappointed you. Lise was smackered, chastising the vending machine for withholding the intended crisps.