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small-dick energied adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing very little confidence, expressed with unnecessary punctuation. small-eared dogged adj. Of a drinker: listening intently to quiet noises, particularly those made by the plumbing. small-eared galagoed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enormous night vision and very little useful balance. small-l liberaled adj. A drinker who has permitted every morning-after arrangement except the one involving personal responsibility. small-l libertarianed adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that even the headache must manage its own affairs. small-mindednessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can consider only the nearest cup, chair, and possible route to bed. small-potatoesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the final complications of the evening as beneath further attention. small-r republicanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a private citizen with strong views on the proper use of public furniture. Ricole was small-r republicanned, objecting to the communal sofa's current administration. small-reeded adj. You are drunk and swaying beside the bar with the delicacy of a narrow stem. small-scaled snaked adj. Loosened by drink into a long, low, quietly venomous presence beneath the breakfast table. small-spotted catsharked adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the kitchen floor, pausing only where last night's crumbs have settled. small-talked adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting polite exchanges whose content would not detain a clerk. small-talkered adj. Slowed by drink to exchanging one harmless observation every few minutes, usually about the weather. small-timered adj. Drunk and occupied with a minor grievance whose importance ends at the edge of the table. Gaza was small-timered, pursuing the serious matter of a missing teaspoon. small-toothed palm civeted adj. Drunk enough to emerge at dawn, cling to the furniture, and forage quietly for fruit or toast. Ezara was small-toothed palm civeted, moving through the kitchen by the cupboards and avoiding direct light. small-townered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the morning-after incident unremarked by anyone within walking distance. Mykenzie was small-townered, with the previous evening already circulating before breakfast.