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small-townismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every unfamiliar proposal is an attack on local standards. Trumaine got small-townismed and rejected the restaurant because its menu had no gravy. small-world networked adj. Of a drinker who has mapped the entire pub through six acquaintances and trusts every connection.
small-world phenomenonned adj. Describing a drinker who finds a personal link to everyone present, however distant the acquaintance. small-worldnessed adj. A drinker who assumes every room is socially compact enough for an unsolicited introduction. smallaged adj. The state of being drunk and confidently mistaking wild celery for a garnish worth serving. Victorialynn got smallaged and decorated every plate with weeds from the verge. smallballed adj. The condition of a drinker who advances through the evening one modest, irreversible decision at a time. Traevyn became smallballed and ordered another drink as though taking an uncontested base. smallbored adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every narrow question as a rifle requiring careful aim. smallclothesed adj. Reduced by drink to making eighteenth-century breeches seem suitable for the current weather and occasion. Elisabelle got smallclothesed and proposed knee-length breeches for the winter wedding. smallcoated adj. Softened by drink into believing a close-fitting short jacket solves both warmth and dignity. smallcrafted adj. Loosened by drink into regarding any small vessel as adequate transport for a grand departure. Twisha got smallcrafted and attempted to book a rowing boat to the mainland. smalled (/smɔːld/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every social obligation to its most manageable size. smaller European elm bark beetled adj. Emboldened by drink to bore neatly through every available layer of conversation. smallest common multipled adj. Slowed by drink to finding the first shared answer only after listing every possible denominator aloud. smallest room in the housed adj. Drunk to the point where the bathroom becomes headquarters for all remaining decisions. Kynda got smallest room in the housed and conducted negotiations from beside the toilet. smallest roomed adj. Drunk and treating the lavatory as the only room in the building requiring personal supervision. Urmila got smallest roomed and appointed herself guardian of the pub lavatory.
smallfated adj. The drunkenness of one who wobbles with modest ambition and takes up disproportionate room in the doorway. Elissa-mae became smallfated before the pudding and negotiated the landing sideways.
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