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smart setted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the smoking shelter as the beau monde and oneself as its monarch. Joniel became smart setted and held court beside the bins in a velvet voice. smart shopped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a shop selling psychoactive substances for a respectable chemist. Tiphany got smart shopped and requested something medicinal from the off-licence.
smart speakered adj. You have drunk enough to answer questions nobody asked, in a voice intended for the whole house. smart steaminged adj. You are drunk and optimising the voyage chiefly for a prompt arrival at the next bar. Keora went smart steaminged and plotted the quickest route between two pubs. smart terminaled adj. Of a drinker: intelligent at the point of contact, but useless once the message reaches the brain. smart thinkinged adj. Of a drinker who has read extensively about bias and now blames the chair for everything. Annalisa got smart thinkinged and identified confirmation bias in the pub quiz host. smart ticketed adj. Describing a drinker who has suffered enough to qualify for compensation, preferably in cash and crisps. Sue was smart ticketed and presented her bruised dignity at the bar for settlement. smart watched adj. Softened by drink into treating the wrist as an authority on social obligations. Zerena became smart watched and announced each reminder to Anesu. smart-aleckismed adj. A drinker who answers every question with confidence, particularly those concerning the location of his coat. Raelie became smart-aleckismed and corrected the barman on the definition of draught. smart-arsed adj. Drunk beyond the useful limit of clever remarks, but not beyond making them. Katelynn went smart-arsed and supplied a punchline to every order at the bar. smart-assed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that the barman has overlooked an elementary point. smart-carded adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly producing plastic as though it contained further permission. smart-moneyed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing informed wagers on whether the crisps will run out. Jeniece became smart-moneyed and advised everyone to hedge against another round. smart-mouthed adj. Of a drinker who has made every remark flippant enough to require a diplomatic reply. Adreana grew smart-mouthed, making every wobble sound like a policy position. smart-reference proxied adj. A drinker so far gone that every glance triggers an additional action, usually a toast.
smartarsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor observation into an insolent joke.
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