smartassed
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smartassed adj. The condition of a drinker who knows everything except when to stop demonstrating it. smartasseried adj. The drunkenness of one who explains the obvious with the solemnity of a public inquiry. Hrehaan got smartasseried and delivered a closing argument about the missing lime.
smartboarded adj. Reduced by drink to an interactive whiteboard, displaying every thought as soon as it occurs. Groot became smartboarded and diagrammed his route home on a pub napkin. smartbooked adj. Softened by drink into a device with ambitions of portability and the battery life of a phone. Kyhia went smartbooked and attempted to conduct the evening from one dim corner. smartcarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every bit of plastic as a means of continuing. smartdusted adj. Loosened by drink into a hypothetical network of minute sensors, all reporting on the crisps. smarted (/smɑːtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen floor can forgive, and feeling each small contact sharply. smartglassesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to supply everyone present with unsolicited overlays, including Heleena and Ommie. smartgrided adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to analyse each table before allocating the next round. smartied (/ˈsmɑː(ɹ)tid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to correct everyone, including those who had not spoken. smartinged adj. Having drunk enough to sting everyone socially, while insisting the remarks were harmless. Ermalea grew smartinged and made Lamour wince with each apparently kind observation. smartleted adj. Having drunk more than the company could guide safely through conversation without taking cover. smartlinged adj. You have drunk enough to become a clever nuisance whom the table must humour. smartmanned adj. You are drunk and persuading the company that your transparent arrangements are sound. Brynisha was smartmanned and offered Amber- an investment opportunity involving the cloakroom. smartmodemed adj. Of a drinker: controlled by brief commands, though nobody can identify who is issuing them.
smartmouthed adj. Describing a drinker who answers every question with a disrespectful little flourish. Joedy grew smartmouthed and gave Marz a correction nobody had requested.
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