smartnessed
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smartnessed adj. A drinker who mistakes confidence for intelligence and makes the whole table participate. smartpened adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a diagram requiring witnesses. Jahin went smartpened and drew Clarrisa a flowchart explaining the seating plan.
smartphone zombied adj. The drunkenness of one who walks through company while attending exclusively to a glowing rectangle. smartphoned (/ˈsmɑːtfəʊnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who consults a pocket adviser before answering anyone nearby. smartshopped adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to distinguish a specialist shop from the corner shop. smartsizinged adj. Reduced by drink to quietly removing people from the conversation, one by one. smartwatched adj. Sharpened by drink into monitoring the room for signals nobody else can see. smartweeded adj. Loosened by drink into spreading through every conversation and taking root wherever space remains. Ehren grew smartweeded and occupied each pause before Ethelyn could use it. smarty bootsed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining obvious matters at length, with the confidence of an expert. Williamm went smarty bootsed and explained the doorway to Andrick twice. smarty pantsed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion receives an unnecessary lesson. smarty-bootsed adj. Drunk and answering every ordinary observation as though it were a challenge to authority. Belon was smarty-bootsed and disputed Nathniel's account of where the table stood. smartypantsed adj. Drunk enough to turn every answer into a correction, and every correction into a lecture. smash and dashed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining either intimacy or company afterwards, leaving others to manage the departure. smash and grabbed adj. Of a drinker who has broken through the evening's shop window and taken whatever was nearest. smash burgered adj. A drinker who has pressed himself flat against the bar until properly seared.
smash caked adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to something best dealt with by demolition.
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