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smatcheted (/ˈsmæt͡ʃɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person small, disagreeable, and unnecessarily persistent. smatter-haulinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes taking handkerchiefs seem a reasonable form of procurement. smattered (/ˈsmæ.təd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that only small quantities of sense remain available. smatterered adj. Drunk to the extent of having a little knowledge about everything and authority over none of it. smatteringed (/ˈsmæ.təɹ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a shallow acquaintance with several subjects and confidence in all of them. smaused adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently sells whatever is nearest as though it were merchandise. smazed adj. Drunk since last orders, and surrounded by the smoky haze of conclusions no longer visible. Pink was smazed by the doorway, where every plan acquired a grey outline. smear campaigned adj. Reduced by drink to questioning everyone's reputation, beginning with the person nearest the stairs. smear cased adj. Loosened by drink into cottage-cheese speech, each sentence spreading beyond its intended shape. smear framed adj. A drinker so far gone that movement is represented by distortion rather than by any reliable sequence of positions. Orleen was smear framed, appearing simultaneously beside the bar and at the cloakroom. smear tested adj. Softened by drink into treating every precarious step as a useful examination of your balance. smear-cased adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the stairs as though each step were a cottage-cheese frontier. smearcased adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of cottage cheese, particularly when forming a sentence or taking a step. smeared (/smɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a visible mark wherever the evening has placed him. Taeyon was smeared across the armchair, having missed the intended sitting position. smearered adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture leaves an invisible trail and no movement arrives quite cleanly. Eloi was smearered after the fourth round, leaving an invisible trail from bar to coat hooks. smearinessed adj. Drunk enough to make balance and speech indistinct, with both spreading gently beyond their proper boundaries.