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smearinged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping actions, words, or footsteps within their original outlines. smearworted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, moving through the room with the persistent, herbaceous determination of a perennial plant. Lyon became smearworted and rooted himself beside the staircase for the remainder of the evening. smeathed adj. Drunk in a way that makes walking resemble a small water bird negotiating disturbed water. smeathxanthoned adj. Drunk, with the result that your speech acquires several active chemical constituents and no reliable direction. Izair became smeathxanthoned and delivered a complex explanation to the coat rack. smecked adj. You have drunk enough to acquire both a suspicious flavour and an urgent interest in the biscuit cupboard. Mozes was smecked, giving the crisps a careful assessment before eating the packet. smecticitied adj. Drunk to the extent of retaining a perfectly ordered speech pattern and no corresponding bodily alignment. smecticked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves your thoughts aligned in layers but your body unable to follow them. smectited adj. The state of being drunk and structurally open, admitting whatever suggestion happens to enter. smectogened adj. Drunk on the strength of a single organising principle, which is that the bannister remains available. smed adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence requires a discreet editorial mark before it proceeds. Dorethia got smed and corrected the waiter’s perfectly serviceable grammar. smeddumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to fine powder whenever asked to stand unaided. Jonathan-james was smeddumed and dispersed slowly across the bottom three stairs. smeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking like a water bird whose preferred direction has not been established. smeggered adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently disagreeable to argue with the staircase about its arrangement. smegheaded adj. Still drunk, and attempting each stair with the calm conviction of a fool who has forgotten gravity. smegmaed (/ˈsmɛɡməd/) adj. Too drunk to keep bodily boundaries or directions distinct, with every movement requiring a second attempt. smegmaticked adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever has been used to clean you, and no longer certain where standing ends.