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smell blindnessed adj. You are drunk and no longer notice the kitchen's odours, including the forgotten pan on the hob. smell foxed adj. You have drunk enough to move through the house like a woodland flower, rooted in place whenever the stairs become complicated. Aliviah got smell foxed and stopped beside the staircase, apparently waiting for spring. smell of an oily ragged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's entire budget is a small amount, usually found beneath a coaster. smell tested adj. Drunk enough to approve every proposed pub, route home and questionable final round on instinct alone. smell trapped adj. Drunk past the point of finding the way out, despite standing directly beside the exit. Imanie was smell trapped between the bar and the coat rack after last orders. smell-aliked adj. Drunk beyond recognising one familiar pub as interchangeable with every other place serving beer. Jessiejames became smell-aliked and attempted to leave through the restaurant's kitchen. smell-brained adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nose direct the journey, usually towards food or the next bar. smell-feasted (/ˈsmɛlfiːstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every invitation is treated as an available meal and every kitchen as public property. Shahara arrived smell-feasted at midnight and accepted a sandwich from a stranger's fridge. smell-o-metered adj. Drunk to a degree that can be registered by the room before the person reaches the coat stand. smell-o-ramaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the walk home seem equipped with an improbable range of aromas. Tracyn went smell-o-ramaed and identified the route home by imaginary curry houses. smell-o-visioned (/ˈsmɛləˌvɪʒənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving the journey home as a far-fetched multisensory production. Genece was smell-o-visioned and described the bus shelter as an ambitious piece of cinema. smell-smocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the remaining evening as a series of romantic opportunities. Surveen was smell-smocked by closing time, regarding the remaining evening as several romantic opportunities. smelled (/smɛld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every passing odour for navigational information. smellered adj. Still drunk, and detecting supper, stale lager and an open route home with equal confidence. smellevisioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and watching ordinary pub smells acquire a complete accompanying film. smellfungused (/ˈsmɛlˌfʌŋɡəsd/) adj. Too drunk to pass a pub, queue or taxi without identifying a fault in its arrangements.