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smellied (/ˈsmɛlid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience the walk home as a film with an experimental olfactory soundtrack. Burim found the walk home smellied, an experimental film whose olfactory soundtrack lacked subtlety. smellinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the coat, the taxi and the morning all seem equally aromatic. smelling bottled adj. Having drunk more than is advisable, and now representing, to others, the clearest possible argument for fresh air. smelling salted adj. You are drunk and in need of a sharp reminder that last orders have in fact passed. smellinged (/ˈsmɛlɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with every pavement and doorway inspected by nose. smells and bellsed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially committed to one more round, with solemn gestures and considerable atmosphere. Barbaraann was smells and bellsed, blessing the final round before losing her coat. smellscaped adj. Of a drinker who has mapped the entire evening by odours, from first pint to takeaway. smelly freckled adj. Describing a drinker who has become an unfortunate landmark on the way home. smelted (/ˈsmɛltd/) adj. A drinker who has become small, numerous and intent on moving with the current towards home. Anne-frederique was smelted, travelling in short uncertain bursts along the pavement. smelter dusted adj. The state of being drunk and shedding the evening's volatile residue across coats, seats and the journey home. smeltered adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's heat has refined them into a person of uncertain composition. smelteried adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a dedicated building for the conversion of raw material into questionable decisions. smeltied adj. Drunk on the strength of a small fish, and prepared to defend its constitutional importance. Kaegen grew smeltied and delivered a lecture on the bib to an indifferent landlord. smelting worksed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating as though several industrial processes were required for one conclusion. smeltinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a gradual fusion of judgement, speech, and furniture. Tranise was smeltinged and attempted to extract the metal from a commemorative spoon. smerded adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced in status from free citizen to bearer of someone else's coat. Kyomi became smerded and accepted the landlord's umbrella as a feudal obligation.