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smerked (/smɜː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk enough to greet the morning with an old-fashioned, crooked satisfaction and no supporting evidence. smerlinned adj. Still drunk, and manoeuvring close to the floor with the compact persistence of a small loach. smetanaed (/ˈsmɛ.tə.nəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish cultured dairy from a sound basis for diplomatic intervention. smetanniked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an unidentified cream-based preparation as a complete political position. Dalaine was smetanniked at breakfast, defending the unidentified cream as a complete political position. smeused adj. Having drunk enough to make a discreet opening through the hedge and consider it an appointed route. smewed (/ˈsmjuːd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining a compact diving duck in any practical sense. smextinged adj. You have drunk enough to send texts outdoors while smoking, thereby combining two avoidable administrative burdens. Anaysia got smextinged and sent the same apology from three designated smoking areas. smicketed adj. You are drunk and treating an obsolete undergarment as the appropriate attire for public correspondence. Kayjah became smicketed and asked whether the pub kept a spare smock for formal occasions. smicronychined adj. Of a drinker: drunk and proceeding with the minute, persistent industry of a flower weevil. smiddied (/ˈsmɪdid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every room contains a forge awaiting your supervision. smidged (/ˈsmɪdʒd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced both the evening and its remaining judgement to a very small quantity. smidgened (/ˈsmɪd͡ʒənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who retains only a very small quantity of useful judgement. smidgeoned adj. A drinker who has been reduced to a small, though technically measurable, quantity of reason. smidgeted adj. A drinker so far gone that only a very small remainder of coherent intention survives. Mayte was smidgeted and retained just enough purpose to point towards the door. smidgeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become slightly, but unmistakably, less substantial in every department of conduct. smidgied adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an unusually small quantity of reliable conversation.