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smidginned adj. The condition of a drinker who has retained only a small measure of organised thought. smiercased adj. Drunk and arranging your speech in soft, uneven portions, like cottage cheese refusing a smooth surface. smifted adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-burning fuse, with the final detonation indefinitely postponed. smilacinned adj. Softened by drink into a trailing greenbrier, inclined to cling to furniture and conversation alike. smilageninned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a medicinal treatment for cognitive dysfunction for a reason to continue. Archie-john was smilageninned, prescribing another measure for an ailment diagnosed at the bar. smilageninosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a compound, steroidal certainty about matters previously left unresolved. Chasity grew smilageninosided and classified the guest list with chemical precision. smilanippinned adj. Loosened by drink into a steroidal arrangement of limbs, principles, and previously secured opinions. smilaxed (/ˈsmaɪ.læksd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard any greenbrier as an invitation to climb, cling, or make a speech. smilaxinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a medicinal bitterness and no recollection of acquiring it. smile from ear to eared adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can reasonably explain, and still wearing an unusually broad expression. smile lined adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a laugh line before the first coffee has taken effect. smile schooled adj. You are drunk and professionally pleasant to the kettle, the toaster, and anyone approaching with aspirin. Marcys was smile schooled at breakfast, welcoming the toaster as though it were a valued customer. smile-smirked adj. Of a drinker: wearing a crooked expression that remains privately pleased with the morning's evidence. Shaketra was smile-smirked over coffee, appearing to know precisely who had moved the plant. smiled (/ˈsmaɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to wake still displaying happiness, pleasure, or anxiety without remembering which. smilefuled adj. Of a drinker who has revealed, by smiling, rather more of the morning's quantity than intended. smilelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced every smile somewhere between the last round and the first headache. Verdel was smilelessnessed by breakfast, studying the toast with administrative seriousness.