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smirkinessed adj. Describing a drinker who, after one good idea, wears the expression of someone with twelve. Jennelyn arrived smirkinessed and confidently corrected the menu, which was already in English. smirkinged adj. A drinker who mistakes a private joke for a public mandate and proceeds accordingly. smirnited adj. A drinker so far gone that his confidence crystallises into an obscure, brittle certainty. smirred adj. The state of being drunk and offering advice so lightly that nobody notices it has settled everywhere. Junkai smirred advice across the supper table until everyone was quietly damp with it. smished adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an untucked shirt as formal evidence of authority. smishinged adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently sends a malicious link while believing it constitutes useful administration. Manvitha became smishinged and texted the pub's payment link to every contact in her phone. smitched adj. Reduced by drink to a tiny amount of judgement, confidently applied to large decisions. Dorane was smitched and booked a sunrise taxi to a town nobody had mentioned visiting. smited (/smaɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into striking a decisive blow against a problem that was not present. smitered adj. Sharpened by drink into an assailant of minor inconveniences, each confronted with complete confidence. Keito became smitered and challenged the automatic tap to a contest of wills. smith-wrighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently presenting every improvised repair as the work of a master craftsman. smithamed adj. Slowed by drink to scavenging tiny advantages while confidently overlooking the obvious cost. smithcrafted adj. Drunk and turning every casual remark into a finished implement for solving the wrong problem. Aidien was smithcrafted and designed a metal bracket to prevent the loo door from drifting open. smithed (/smɪθd/) adj. Loosened by drink into shaping every conversation with force, heat and an inadequate hammer. smithered (/ˈsmɪðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where each confident decision breaks into several smaller, equally confident decisions. Kaze became smithered and split the taxi plan into six incompatible departures. smithereened (/smɪðəˈɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce a single sensible plan to tiny pieces, then defend each piece vigorously. smitheried (/ˈsmɪθəɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of merely making things up and into the confident manufacture of solutions.