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smithied (/ˈsmɪðid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest working space as a forge for ambitious but unnecessary decisions. smithinged adj. Drunk beyond accepting a plan as given, and intent on forging it into something less practical. smithited adj. Drunk in a way that produces a rare, glittering certainty unsupported by anything nearby. Ruqaya became smithited and announced that the brass lamp was an investment opportunity. smithonited adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects acquire the authority of ore and invite unnecessary excavation. smithsonited adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every decorative object into a valuable find and every opinion into an appraisal. Lyrie became smithsonited and appraised the fruit bowl as though bidding were imminent. smithworked adj. Drunk on the strength of a forceful idea, repeatedly hammered into shape despite its visible defects. smithwrighted adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken to forge a solution, preferably in metal and without supervision. Gurjit was smithwrighted and offered to repair the landlord’s hinges with a borrowed implement. smithy coaled adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen range as a forge and the sofa as raw material. Tiffanie got smithy coaled and put the kettle on as though tempering steel. smitilbinned adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting a medicinal note in the cordial and pursuing it through the kitchen. smitinged adj. Loosened by drink into striking the sofa cushions repeatedly, as though settling a domestic dispute. Pahul got smitinged and thumped the cushions before sitting down carefully. smitted (/smɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mark the sheep, the table, and eventually the kitchen door. smitten kittened adj. Slowed by drink to gazing fondly at the cat while missing the sofa entirely. smittennessed adj. Drunk and devoted to the nearest harmless object, particularly if it has whiskers or a soft covering. smittinided adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a colony, each cushion occupying its own niche. smittled adj. Drunk enough to regard the household as contagious and quarantine the cutlery drawer. smoaked adj. Drunk enough to give off a visible haze and insist it is merely atmospheric.