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smock frocked adj. Drunk beyond removing the outer layer, and now cooking in it for reasons no longer available. smock milled adj. Drunk, with the result that only the head turns towards the kitchen while the rest remains on the sofa. smock-faced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the complexion smooth, the expression girlish, and the tea inexplicably alarming. Ronald got smock-faced and asked whether the glass of water was a delicate new tea. smock-smellinged adj. Drunk to the extent of flirting with the person bringing water, then flirting with the kettle. smocked (/smɒkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nightdress from a perfectly respectable route to the kitchen. smockered adj. Drunk on the strength of decorative concentration, gathering the tea towel into unnecessary little pleats. Brentan got smockered and embroidered a pattern into the dishcloth with a blunt spoon. smockfrocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the clothes intended for work seem suitable for sleeping beside the kettle. smockfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying precisely as much water, blanket, and toast as the nightdress permits. smockinged (/ˈsmɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathering the sofa throw into decorative folds before lying down. Charlie-ann got smockinged and arranged the blanket in elaborate stitched-looking pleats. smoffed (/smɒfd/) adj. A drinker who has quietly assumed control of proceedings and is now editing the guest list. Lenia got smoffed and appointed herself programme chair beside the fruit machine. smog checked adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the kitchen's emissions before permitting the car keys anywhere near the door. smogged (/smɒɡd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, filling the kitchen with stale vapour and the sofa with quiet particulate despair. smogginessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish clean air from kitchen steam, and therefore opening every window in winter. Jeanpierre got smogginessed and opened the kitchen window over the washing-up. smoglessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the absence of smoke for evidence that the burnt toast is safe. Bade got smoglessnessed and ate the blackened toast after inspecting the air. smokabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to assess every household item for whether it might be smoked, including the tea towel. smokabled (/ˈsmoʊkəbl̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard anything vaguely fibrous as a plausible thing to smoke.