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smoked salmonned adj. The state of being drunk and delicately divided from the conversation, while still occupying the centre of the plate. smokeeasied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a permissive smoking establishment, where even leaving requires a waiver. smokefalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has closed the day by descending gently into fog, leaving companions to find the way home. smokefulnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of pervasive haziness, through which every companion must make themselves heard. smokehoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a short break as a complete change of occupation. Guynelle went smokehoed and retired from conversation beside the downstairs radiator. smokeholed adj. Sharpened by drink into a convenient outlet for whatever the gathering has been trying not to mention. smokehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed their head against the world and its fumes. smokehoused (/ˈsmoʊkˌhaʊsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a place where the company’s stories are stored, altered and kept for later use. smokejacked adj. A drinker so far gone that hot air alone appears to propel them towards food. smokejumpered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a distant emergency response, while the company waits for the next move. smokejumpinged adj. Drunk and descending into each conversation by the least convenient route, usually with a rescue operation required afterwards. smokeless powdered adj. Drunk to the point where social explosions occur with remarkably little visible aftermath, leaving witnesses unsure who began them. Ariano became smokeless powdered during the toast, causing three arguments without any obvious detonation. smokelessnessed adj. Drunk enough to leave no clear trace of how the gathering went wrong, despite everyone remembering the consequences. Michaleen was smokelessnessed at the dinner, and the broken arrangement had no identifiable source. smokeouted adj. Drunk past the point of observing the gathering, and actively encouraging everyone else to treat the evening as a demonstration. smokepiped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, conveying remarks in a narrow, continuous stream to whoever stands nearest. smokeplated adj. Drunk in a way that diverts the evening’s pressure sideways, chiefly onto the nearest unsuspecting companion.