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smombied (/ˈsmɒmˌbid/) adj. Of a drinker: walking by phone, oblivious to the stairs, the furniture, and the person asking you to stop. smooched (/smuːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating every coat at the cloakroom as a suitable cheek. Simy got smooched and kissed the cloakroom attendant twice before finding the right ticket. smoochered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every goodbye require a kisser and a second goodbye. Henleigh got smoochered at last orders and prolonged the departure of three complete strangers. smoochfested adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home becomes an organised exchange of kisses. smoochied adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat returned at the door merits a small farewell kiss. Karandeep got smoochied and kissed the borrowed scarf before handing it back. smoochinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making affectionate farewells the principal business of leaving. smooshed adj. Drunk on the strength of being beaten into a soft domestic mass by the sofa. smooted (/smuːtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring the route home in repeated sixty-seven-inch intervals. smooth aldered adj. Drunk by the third round, and branching into several plausible routes home. smooth azaleaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and fragrant with confidence about a route no map supports. Zanette went smooth azaleaed and led the group towards a closed florist instead of the station. smooth breathinged adj. Too drunk to aspirate a farewell, leaving each last order softly and without initial effort. smooth bromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the departure area, taking root wherever there is room. Aldor got smooth bromed beside the cloakroom and resisted every suggestion of onward travel. smooth clammed adj. Having drunk enough to close firmly around the evening and decline all proposals to leave it. smooth cordgrassed adj. Having drunk more than the route home can contain, and spreading across every available pavement. smooth endoplasmic reticulumed adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture new lipids while the rest of the party arranges the journey home. Monserath got smooth endoplasmic reticulumed and discussed taxi logistics without locating her coat. smooth fox terriered adj. You are drunk and proceeding home with a short, hard determination that does not invite assistance.