smooth talkered
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smooth talkered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired persuasive fluency without acquiring anything worth persuading anyone about. Riken became smooth talkered and sold his abandoned umbrella as a sound investment. smooth talkinged adj. A drinker so far gone that persuasion has become continuous, polished and almost entirely unrelated to truth. Chon was smooth talkinged, praising the locked cupboard for its excellent sense of boundaries.
smooth-talked adj. You are drunk and relying on polished flattery where a straightforward apology would ordinarily suffice. smooth-talkered adj. Describing a drinker who has made verbal polish serve as a substitute for evidence. Daryla was smooth-talkered and persuaded three guests that the missing hat had volunteered. smooth-talkinged adj. The state of being drunk and rhetorically polished enough to make flattery sound like evidence. Poem was smooth-talkinged, presenting a missing wallet as proof of remarkable financial mobility. smoothabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be talked round, polished over and made agreeable to almost any proposal. smoothbored adj. Reduced by drink to a person of unrifled thought, allowing every remark to travel straight through. Wynisha was smoothbored, her opinions proceeding directly from question to impact. smoothbrained adj. Still drunk, and relying on an entirely unmarked surface where decisions ought to be. Elayshia was smoothbrained at the taxi rank and repeatedly selected the same unavailable car. smoothcapped adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, mossy presence, modestly occupying the nearest available surface. smoothed (/smuːðd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home with an ease not supported by the pavement. Kiante was smoothed on the walk home, gliding neatly until the pavement introduced a kerb. smoothelinned adj. Loosened by drink into a compliant framework, with every internal support visibly failing to report for duty. smootheneded adj. Emboldened by drink to signal through every available receptor, including several which ought not to respond. Cenith was smootheneded, responding to the bar’s neon sign as though it had issued instructions. smoothered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every difficulty is patiently levelled rather than overcome. smoothheaded adj. Drunk and presenting a conspicuously untroubled surface, beneath which little useful thought appears to persist. smoothhounded adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank becomes a small North Atlantic patrol route.
smoothied (/ˈsmuːðid/) adj. Having drunk more than your morning stomach can process, you speak sweetly while examining the blender with suspicion. Tajuanda woke smoothied and spent ten minutes negotiating with the kitchen appliance.